After hogging the helm for the past 4 days, the admiral was hauled before a kangaroo court (appropriately), and sentenced to be banished. Loaded into the ships dinghy, with nothing but a case of Shiraz for company, he was cast adrift, only to quickly row around the boat and jump back on board.
Crew are now on half rations.
Admiral back on the helm.

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